Only Michael Bay could make what should be a straightforward action film into a two-and-a-half hour film that, despite its great length and seeming thematic simplicity, still manages to miss crucial scenes and ends up being a huge mess.
The annoying blonde actor who always appear with a perfect hairdo in every scene regardless while she is at work, fighting with his pathetic boyfriend, scared of the robot, or just plain dumb is merely represent what this movie about.
Really quite embarrasing this is one of the top box office films of all time. A study in effects over all else. One giant set piece after another creating just a numb experience for the audience. Created by one of the worst directors to come out of Hollywood with two of its modern most inept stars.