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2012 - '1ST WATCHES'

by Count Fosco
This is a list of all the films (both old and new) I’ve seen for the first-ever time in 2012. The list is in order of viewing not preference. Films watched missing from MUBI: No4) CRIMINALLY INSANE (1975) – Directed by Nick Millard. Expectations set low for this one and CRIMINALLY INSANE (1975) proved to be ultra-low budget (short) slasher in grindhouse tradition which had it’s moments. Would rank pretty far down though rubbing dirty shoulders with likes of SPLATTER UNIVERSITY and FATAL GAMES. No5) CRIMINALLY INSANE 2 aka CRAZY FAT ETHEL 2 (1987) – Directed by Nick Millard. A piss poor zero-budget non-entity of a slasher film with ugly… Read more

This is a list of all the films (both old and new) I’ve seen for the first-ever time in 2012. The list is in order of viewing not preference.

Films watched missing from MUBI:
No4) CRIMINALLY INSANE (1975) – Directed by Nick Millard. Expectations set low for this one and CRIMINALLY INSANE (1975) proved to be ultra-low budget (short) slasher in grindhouse tradition which had it’s moments. Would rank pretty far down though rubbing dirty shoulders with likes of SPLATTER UNIVERSITY and FATAL GAMES.

No5) CRIMINALLY INSANE 2 aka CRAZY FAT ETHEL 2 (1987) – Directed by Nick Millard. A piss poor zero-budget non-entity of a slasher film with ugly camcorder visuals. This mess of a sequel replays all significant and insignificant scenes from the first film for no other reason one would assume than it’s easier than actually coming up with a new storyline. I may have finally found what has to be THE worst slasher film, beating off some stiff competition. Fuckin’ awful. Ranks at the very bottom of the bottom rung of slashers.

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