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A list of films guarenteed to break up your relationship.

by Richard Jensen
A list of films guarenteed to break up your relationship. by Richard Jensen
Okay, here’s the scenario. You’re in the video store with your girlfriend trying to pick out a movie for the weekend. You step out a second for a quick smoke. Suddenly, a cyborg from the future appears, grabs you by the scruff of the neck and tells you that if you don’t break up with your girlfriend within twenty four hours, the world will end in a blast of nuclear fire. He then disappears just as your significant other comes out to find you. Hey, you really like this person but when a cyborg comes from the future, the general rule is you do what they say. Here’s a list of films guaranteed to help this process along. NOW GO SAVE THE… Read more

Okay, here’s the scenario.
You’re in the video store with your girlfriend trying to pick out a movie for the weekend. You step out a second for a quick smoke. Suddenly, a cyborg from the future appears, grabs you by the scruff of the neck and tells you that if you don’t break up with your girlfriend within twenty four hours, the world will end in a blast of nuclear fire. He then disappears just as your significant other comes out to find you.
Hey, you really like this person but when a cyborg comes from the future, the general rule is you do what they say.
Here’s a list of films guaranteed to help this process along.
NOW GO SAVE THE WORLD!!

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