How to Survive a Horror Movie

A list of movies reccomended by Seth Grahame-Smith found in the appendix of his sadistically hilarious guide on How to Survive a Horror Movie

“If you want to become a writer, you start by reading the classics. If you want to survive a horror movie, you learn from the characters who’ve survived the classics (or at least made it to the third act). Your DVD player is a weapon. Load it witht he best ammo available.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith (How to Surive a Horror Movie)

The last five movies that ruined the alphabetical order are “Five Completely Inessential Horror Movies”: