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How to Survive a Horror Movie

by KadyLady
How to Survive a Horror Movie by KadyLady
A list of movies reccomended by Seth Grahame-Smith found in the appendix of his sadistically hilarious guide on How to Survive a Horror Movie “If you want to become a writer, you start by reading the classics. If you want to survive a horror movie, you learn from the characters who’ve survived the classics (or at least made it to the third act). Your DVD player is a weapon. Load it witht he best ammo available.” — Seth Grahame-Smith (How to Surive a Horror Movie) The last five movies that ruined the alphabetical order are “Five Completely Inessential Horror Movies”: “These five films have but one lesson to teach us: No matter how stupid an… Read more

A list of movies reccomended by Seth Grahame-Smith found in the appendix of his sadistically hilarious guide on How to Survive a Horror Movie

“If you want to become a writer, you start by reading the classics. If you want to survive a horror movie, you learn from the characters who’ve survived the classics (or at least made it to the third act). Your DVD player is a weapon. Load it witht he best ammo available.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith (How to Surive a Horror Movie)

The last five movies that ruined the alphabetical order are “Five Completely Inessential Horror Movies”:
“These five films have but one lesson to teach us: No matter how stupid an idea is, there’s always somebody willing to put up the money.”
Not in database (Probably because they don’t deserve to be):
House of the Dead (2003)
Feardotcom (2002)
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)

Some, I have yet to watch. They’re all in my mental to-watch list.

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