The list I would have wanted to make when I was 13

Growing up I wanted to be the third Olsen, but never got the chance so I lived through their films pretending I knew who they were and that we were all close. They taught me every life lesson I needed to know and every punch line I use today. So thank you Mary Kate and Ashley. As they would say “real movies for real girls.”

- Anna Olsen

(ps don’t take this too seriously you cinephiles)