“I can’t remember anymore than a couple times I got drunk in my life, and I only did it once on purpose, when I had 16 draft when I moved away from home and went to Toronto, Ontario, and I got arrested that night for jumping on a policeman’s motorcycle and going “Vroom Vroom.” But another time I was on a Russian ship and they were plying me with orange juice laced with vodka, and another time I got drunk inadvertently, but... a half a dozen times in my life.”