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Blue K, Custodian of the Cinema's rating of the film War of the Worlds

When you watch shit like this, you want a reward, like some sexy time. But when she walks out the door leaving you dry, two hours of your precious life have been wasted. You suffer from pangs of guilt and remorse, realizing that you could've watched The House Is Black 6 times instead.