“I see the dark humour of it all. I write because this is how I am...what's happening is that most journalists in America are confusing serious and solemn. The knuckleheads standing outside the White House are saying 'This is so and so reporting from the White House', but they're not really reporting: they're just repeating some crap that's come out of a press conference. That's not serious, it's just solemn. I'm very uninterested in this fake solemnity – it's bullshit.”