It felt like another H-Wood sloppy second–boy director, boy co-writer, boysboysboys behind the camera. Every one of these brilliant female cast members-Rihanna, Cate Blanchett, Mindy Kaling, Awkwafina, Sandy Bullock, Sarah Paulson, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway– were reined in by electric dog collars, the plot points and joke setups languished on specially designed fainting couches.