666 Opinions of an Asshole: A Personal Canon

This is an attempt to create a personal canon of 666 films. Why 666? Because I have shit loads of favorite films, but I’m just not qualified to make a list of 1,000 films, which seems to be the magic number for prolific cinephiles. Hell, I’m not qualified to make a list of 10 films, but that’s okay since every human being is entitled to two things that stink—an asshole and an opinion.

“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and everyone thinks everyone else’s stinks.”

I realize the incredibly self-indulgent and self-aggrandizing nature of compiling such a list, so that...