“(About arriving in Manchester) I pulled up at the hotel and there was this boarded-up pub across the street where a rave was going on. I was getting my bags when all of a sudden these four rat-like Mancunian party kids came crashing outside. I was greeted with, 'Hey, it's that fat cunt off the telly!' And I'm like, 'Hi boys, how are you? Gee, it's nice to be back!”