When the Custodian Is Polishing His Magic Broom Stick, He Thinks about...

…art. Of course. What did you have in your mind, you filthy-minded sybarites. After all, the custodian is a man of utmost nobility and sophistication. But just once in a great while, he also thinks of beautiful women while he’s greasing the kinks out of the most cherished tool of his trade. And these are the women who have illuminated the silver screens as well as titillated the custodian with their…um…acting. So without further ado, here are the beautiful actresses. And in keeping with his refined artistic sensibilities, the custodian has also listed what he believes to be the best film they appeared...